dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me
The thing people learned by watching the Oscars last Sunday
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
the first time giving a blow job like